Weasel’s Vault Mystery Box
Regular price $120.00Sealed. Curated. Sent by fate.
Pulled from the depths of the Weasel Vault, these Mystery Boxes are stacked with past favorites, archived designs, curated brand pieces, and occasionally never-before-seen samples—all at a price that only happens when the vault doors open.
Each box is thoughtfully curated by our team and contains:
-2+ clothing pieces
-1+ accessory or decor item
With a total retail value between $243–$403, all for just $120.
And for a lucky few, fate hits harder.
Three customers will receive a piece from our brand new Reckoning Collection in place of one clothing item.
THE DETAILS (PLEASE READ)
Price: $120
Limit: 1 per customer
Quantity: Extremely limited
USA ONLY
Due to package weight and import taxes, we are unable to offer Mystery Boxes internationally. International shipping costs far exceed our flat-rate checkout shipping.
SIZING
Use the size guide above to select your preferred size.
Already own a specific Weasel Wear design? You may note it at checkout, and we’ll do our best to avoid duplicates (not guaranteed).
4XL NOTE
Our 4XL Mystery Boxes are curated from a smaller archive. If you already own two or more of the following styles—Rose, Drastik, or Lightning—we recommend skipping this drop to avoid potential duplicates.
IMPORTANT POLICIES
Final Sale: No returns. No exchanges. No refunds. Absolutely no exceptions. These boxes are sold at factory-cost pricing, and we cannot absorb the cost of returns or swaps.
Discounts: Cannot be combined with any discount codes. Orders placed with discount codes will be cancelled.
SHIPPING INFO
Curating Mystery Boxes takes longer than standard packing.
Processing time: Approximately 5–7 business days
Shipping time: 2-4 days, depending on your distance from Southern California
You don’t choose what’s inside.
The Vault does.
Are you ready to test the fates…??
**Cannot be combined with any other discounts**
shine.
SIZE |
BUST |
WAIST |
HIP |
| XS | 33" | 25" | 35" |
| S | 35" | 27" | 38" |
| M | 37" | 29" | 40" |
| L | 40" | 32" | 43" |
| XL | 43" | 35.5" | 46" |
| XXL | 46.5" | 38.5" | 49" |
| XXXL | 50" | 42" | 52" |
| 4XL | 54” | 45” | 55” |